My favorite color is pink. I love anything that sparkles. My favorite animals are dolphins. I’m basically a living Lisa Frank sticker.
Life’s too short to not laugh at inappropriate jokes, go for a swim after pool hours or listen to the occasional Britney Spears song (or only Britney Spears songs).
I wear flip flops because I hate socks. You have to make sure they match, are clean, and don’t have any holes. Who has time for that?
I love ribs but refuse to ever order them. I don’t want to act like a pig I just want to eat one.
I’m hyperaware and I once fainted in sex ed.
I live for nostalgia.